Apple? Microsoft? Feh. This is where it's at.

Open source. Secure. Cutting edge. Lean and mean. Beaucoup free updates. Also: Linus' distro of choice.

You just never know what kind of stuff you'll find there.

The best news aggregator out there. A little bit of this, a little bit of that.

Biased or not, still the best St. Louis news source out there.

Did I mention I lived there for five years?

The local rag. A newspaper with a conservative editorial tilt, believe it or don't.

The local TV station, broadcasting from downtown Cape's only skyscraper.

My favorite writer and humorist. He wrote a blog before anyone really even knew what a blog was.

The best human news aggregator out there. Like a broken clock, he's right at least twice a day.

Another favorite writer and a big influence on my own sorry attempts at literary fame. I would recommend pouring one out for my dead homey, but P.J. would frown upon wasting liquor.

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."

Yet another favorite writer, and an inspiration for my efforts at fiction.

We don't have an ocean, but we're definitely not landlocked.

At least we don't live in a solid brick house just a stone's throw from the New Madrid Fault. Wait...what?

See what's up in Cape, Perryville, and Sikeston. (Probably not much, but you never know.)

See what all of your friends, relatives, neighbors, exes, or whatever have been up to in the civil and criminal courts of Missouri. And it's free. (As is the accompanying schadenfreude.)

How's the weather in Cape? Spoiler alert: probably shitty.