Google
Apple?  Microsoft?  Feh.  This is where it's at.

Fedora
If this Linux distro is good enough for Linus Torvalds, it's good enough for me.
 
Amazon
You just never know who you'll find there.  (see also:  blah blah blah)

CNN
Biased or not, still the best news source out there.

St. Louis Post-Dispatch
Biased or not, still the best St. Louis news source out there. 

Memphis Commercial Appeal
Did I mention I lived there for five years?

Southeast Missourian
The local rag.  A newspaper with a conservative editorial tilt, believe it or don't.

KFVS-12
The local TV station, broadcasting from downtown Cape's only skyscraper.

James Lileks
My favorite writer and humorist.  He wrote a blog before anyone really even knew what a blog was.

Carl Hiaasen
Another favorite writer, and an inspiration for my efforts at fiction.

Dilbert
...usually hits a little closer to home than it probably should.

Drudge Report
Like a broken clock, he's right at least twice a day.

Mississippi River at Cape Girardeau
We don't have an ocean, but we're definitely not landlocked.

Recent Earthquakes in the Central U.S.
At least we don't live in a solid brick house just a stone's throw from the New Madrid Fault.  Wait...what?